A Nitrous Crouton

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When I saw that elements of the Iranian government had decided to be offended over the portrayal of the Persians in "300", my mind started to wander.

I saw a shirtless Dick Cheney screaming "Halliburtons! Tonight we dine in hell!", Condoleeza dancing with streamers in slow-motion, Ahmadinejad being kicked into a pit while holding a vial of enriched uranium. Then I had to slap myself.

Oh, and 20 minutes of the Security Council voting on a resolution in slow motion? Really boring.
Posted by Nathaniel Trost on Tuesday March 13, 2007 at 6:27pm

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